I had been meaning to check...

I had been meaning to check this place out, but their hours (they don't open until 7PM) made it a pain - there are other clubs in the area I like and I know are sure things, so I had to change things up a little bit to give this place a shot. I got out of my car and was greeted with the overwhelming odor of fried chicken. It had nothing to do with the club, but if this was a short story and not a strip club review, I'd say that might be foreshadowing of trouble ahead. Was greeted at door by two bouncers, paid my cover, and went in. The space is nothing special. There were a few dancers in the club, and only a few patrons. The girls looked bored, annoyed or pissed off. I ordered a drink and visited the stage area. The whole experience was boring and flat, like eating lunch at Applebee's on a Tuesday except, oh look, some tits. After 20 minutes in the club, I had had at least three dancers walk by me without a nod or hello, just that vacant face that you see on retail employees when they are trying not to make eye contact with you so they don't have to explain to you where Q-tips are. I made small talk with the bartender about how it smelled like fried chicken outside. "Yeah, you smell that too? I wonder what that is." She was nice enough. Decided i had seen enough and left for Heartbreakers instead. Will most likely not return.