I always seem to wind up...

I always seem to wind up here when I am in town Detroit Strip Clubbing, and in the 10+ times I have been here, it has only failed me once.

With the weather being so nice I kinda figured it would be a quiet night at this club. I was right, it was more the crowd I once often saw at BTs, a bit older guys and a little more of a quiet atmosphere. I saw a cute (but thick) younger dancer named Je***** on stage eyeing me up while I sat at the bar. She was a little thicker than I usually prefer but had good curves, a pretty face and very pretty blue eyes. I tipped her a $5 on stage and eventually she made it over to me at the bar. I offered to buy her a drink and we tried to have a conversation. She was sincerely trying, but it was a little awkward considering our age difference. It's all good as we had a mutual attraction for each other and agreed on a price and went back to the VIP. She promised me she would take her time and make sure I left happy. After entering and paying the mandatory $20 VIP tax she lived up to her promise. We exchanged numbers and I would certainly see her again.

$10 cover / $9 Coke + tip / $16 drink for dancer / $5 stage tip / $20 VIP tax / XXX VIP session / $8 valet + tip ... in and out in under 1 hour - mission accomplished.