I was visiting Baltimore and decided...

I was visiting Baltimore and decided to check out this club. I was on the famous "block" and most of the clubs looked sketchy except this one. I felt safe inside which was good considering the riots going on around Baltimore recently. However, since this club isn't sketchy they make you pay. There was a cover charge to get in. When I got in the club was packed. Couldn't find a place to sit so I stood. It took forever to get a drink but I didn't mind since the girls were putting on a show on stage. The girls weren't too pushy for tips which was good. I got a dance with a hot brunette spinner who didn't even dance for me. She kept asking me to go to the champaign court which cost a ridiculous amount. This place is to be avoided if you literally have champaign tastes on a beer budget. After being there for an hour I decided to leave and check out the club downstairs which seemed better suited to my budget. Just a word of warning to everybody going: you will smell like a strip club after leaving. So if you are sneaking out with your boys behind your wife's back you need a spot to get a shower and change clothes before coming home.