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Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

This is one of the most well-known clubs in Houston, but I don't get the appeal. It has a strange layout, with the main stage in a small neon-lit room, then you have to walk…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, TN

Like the rest of the clubs here, Deja Vu has fallen victim to Nashville's prudish three foot laws. It's BYOB, the stage is still fully nude, and "lap dances" are bikini only. My friends and…

The St. James

Houston, TX

This is easily the nicest club in Houston. It has an impressive layout with four stages, a mezzanine, and VIP area. There is a large variety of dancers, mostly very pretty, and many have boob…

Probably the diviest strip club I’ve been to in Baltimore, and that’s either a positive or a negative depending on what you’re looking for. There’s a small parking lot, which is convenient, but the surrounding…

After a few months, I found myself back in the area so I decided to swing by Haven's to see if thinks had changed and more importantly to try to find out if private…

I decided to visit Haven again after a few weeks away. I was pleasantly surprised to see some new younger dancers. Early 20s, one has long dark hair and very curvy, good dancer. Another was early 20s,…

This isn’t a strip club so much as a classic dive bar with naked dancers in the background. The crowd is pretty low-key, the drinks are cheap, and the vibe is relaxed. While I was…