Mostly a dump, but found one dancer who was worth the trip
The place is a crap hole. It’s in a low-rent town and it’s barely identifiable from the street. You could easily think the place was closed up. When you first walk in, that feeling is confirmed as you come through a lifeless entryway that reminds you of an old abandoned movie theater.
Once you’re inside, the place is dark and dank, and the gigantic speakers right near the door will vibrate every bone in your body. Ceiling feels low. Really nothing in here says anything but “dive.” Rectangular bar on the main level, full bar. There’s another level just a few steps up with a pool table and some seating. But if you want to see the dancers on stage, stay at the main bar. Beer was $7. No cover charge.
Very, very weak talent here on a weekday afternoon. Nearly 100% fat Latinas. Almost no one who fit into her dancing outfit. Big bellies, big asses. Two poles, both working, and the girls switched poles with each other after a song or two. Really thought this was going to be a complete fail.
There were two exceptions to that. One was a young skinny blonde who disappeared into the back just as I spotted her. Got a look at her later and she was very pretty but also looked very young. If I'd had the chance, think I’d have passed.
But then the wind changed. A MILFY brunette, with hair down a few inches below her shoulders, took the stage. Vanessa, a Brazilian who seemed to know all the regulars in the place. She looked American, to be honest, kind of like a MILF next door, except with an incredibly fantastic body!
OMG, this is what a stripper body is supposed to look like! Fantastic butt, not bubbly and big but just plain ass beautiful. Perfect shapely waist and a flat belly. But above all that was the best, most perfect pair of absolutely heavenly tits ever! They stood up looking too proud and attentively to be real. But they had a bounce and motion that looked like they came straight from the Lord. Nice, full, round C+s, not crazy big, just full and moving like they were nature’s own creation. She had on a sexy, very open fishnet dress showing off every wonderful curve, and just a few patches of fabric covering some strategic places for added mystery.
As she came around for the dollar parade, put in a request for a dance and after she made a couple more rounds around the bar, she led the way up to the back and the dance room. This was a surprise. You go through a door near the kitchen into what feels like a whole other bar. It wasn’t just a hallway in the back, but almost like you went into another private club within the club.
Friendly older guy at the desk/bar takes $20 for the regular dance and sends you on your way over to the dance couches. Some dividers between the couches which are about three feet wide, and the room guy isn't in your face and he didn’t bother anyone. He just called out from across the room when time was up, and you can run a tab to settle up any extra dances when you’re done. Dances weren't short, so $20 seems like a good value.
Vanessa provided a very sensual OTP performance where she wasn’t shy at all about her grab, and she allowed the same of her. She was honest that, at least with her, the VIP wouldn’t provide anything more than the couch. Points for honesty. And her smiles added a lot to the experience.
The takeaway is there are lots of fuglies here, and the place leaves a lot to be desired. But there are at least one or two diamonds in the rough, and the dance room offers enough privacy to maybe make for a good time. Torpedos is not a sure bet, but maybe worth a visit if you’re willing to risk an hour or two. You might get lucky, you might just go home annoyed.
