Honestly, I have no idea why...

Honestly, I have no idea why anyone goes to strip clubs in Virginia. I know I've stopped in my last one. If it's not the smoke (all except Paper Moon allow smoking, which is completely unbearable) it's the stupid pastie rule. Dumbest thing ever. I don't come through this way enough to have the UTR stuff figured out, so I have to take it as is it presented, and I think I'd rather skip it.

Anyway, on to Paper Moon... after fumbling around the industrial area for a while trying to find this and the other place in the area, I finally locate the other joint first. Rendezvous or something. I got within 10 ft of the door and smoke smell poured out so I did a 180. Found PM, and at least it's non smoking. Easy parking, Area seemed safe. Building just an industrial box, but nice enough inside. trying to be upscale. 2 stages, and when I walked in, 2 girls,(mid day) but that went to 1 girl as there was only one other loser like me in there. First girl super skinny but pretty, and second very curvy, but also pretty. Neither a knockout, but for mid day weekday, they were nice enough to fantasize about what they might look like without the pasties... god that is so dumb. Spend a few $ on the girls at the stages, but, again, not knowing how to work the system, got outta there. I won't be back, but not because of PM... seemed like a nice place... its Virginia in general. I'm only there once a month or so, so I can wait until I get to a more enlightened state. Seems odd that they are ok if you die of lung cancer, but god forbid you see nipples or vagina while you do it...