So, Saturday afternoon, around 3 pm,...

So, Saturday afternoon, around 3 pm, I had some time to kill before going to the Rays game. Thought I'd watch some dancers, have a couple beers, spend some quality strip club time. I'd never been here before, so I thought I'd check it out. It's located in a small shopping center. There was a "stress relief" place next door - I should have checked it out in retrospect. Walked in...it was quiet...too quiet. Looked around...nobody there...no dancers, no customers, nobody. Then I spotted a lonely bartender sitting behind the bar, in the dark. He didn't say a word. Small club, small stage, small bar, very dark. Not sure I'd like it even if there were dancers, but Ill never know. I walked out, never to return again.