Went alone at 2:30 am on...

Went alone at 2:30 am on a Sat. night. Bouncer waved me in with no cover, then left post to do god knows what. Small, loud place, focused around a dance floor, where everyone can see everyone--except as I say later. Bartender was cool; tried to uncork beer with neck, but needed arm muscle instead--said earlier in day he could've done it. Change for beer in crisp $1 bills. A stripper showed me the back rooms for private VIP dances at $75 per 15 min and $150 per half hour. No supervision in sight. She pointed up the stairs where she said there 3 Ultra Private VIP Playground rooms for $300 an hour each: a dungeon, a schoolgirl theme, and the 3d escapes me.

There were maybe 10 girls total (1/2 hot, 1/4 maybe, 1/4 not) to 25ish customers, but some customers were women, and the dancers gave them attention arguably more than to guys. 2 poles. Not a lot of the girls knew what they were doing on them. One girl approached, gave me VIP prices (didn't mention lap dances), but was too chubby anyway (she did know how to work the pole tho). Then a tight bodied blonde hit me up and I told her I was new and she said she "was too!" Yeah, right. But she offered to show me around. Gave me info in prior paragraph. I asked about lapdance--1 song, $25. Paid guy, who logged it, & she took me to couches partially obscured from rest of room. Started mid-song (but went into next song). Let me feel her chest a little, ass a lot, wanted me to smack it, & laid against me, nibbling each ear a little, but very little lap in the lap dance. And she spent too much time standing in fromt of me, shaking her ass & talking to other girls. She squealed when I accidentally tipped her $10.

Probably wouldn't go back. Overpriced, understaffed, and bad lap dance. Might try again if cost wasn't factor.