What can I say that hasn't...

What can I say that hasn't been said many times before. Everyone should make a pilgrimage here once in their strip clubbing lifetime. And it is even better if you have a "guide and mentor." Fortunately I had three, Shadowcat, VeryBigDawg, and Bubba267.

April 23rd, I got there about 11:40. If you are coming on 285 from the west do not trust Apple Maps. Finally found the Follies. For such a famous place I thought the sign was rather small. I had no trouble parking, no valet yet. Walked in, got patted down by a lovely big chested woman. Asked if I could return the favor, but she said No. She must have heard that before because there was no smile.

Found Shadowcat (Sc) in the corner where he said he would be. Introduced myself, sat down, had the waitress bring me a bottle of water, and we stared to discussing our respective Mustangs. Being early in the day the club wasn't very crowded, nor were there that many dancers. And the DJ was playing good Classic Rock. As the afternoon wore on, all this would change.