Well I've pretty well hailed this...

Well I've pretty well hailed this club as the best Missassaugua club there is. And yes there's many clubs in Missassaugua and yes if I ever won the lottery I'd probably spend the remainder of my years in this district. It has many clubs. Filled with girls, many of whom are from Québec because they make double the income here, and extras are available across pretty well every miss club I can think of if you know what you're doing. I would never recommend going full board and having sex with these girls bc to me that's really an unnecessary risk, but I guess if you're on deaths door or just don't give a fack then be my guest! I would stick with bj's and the vast majority of these girls today are head bobbers and I say more power to them! They like the practice and I like to shoot and make them feel special^/^ - plus allot of them way over charge so for some of the prices I've heard being paid I kinda wish I was an attractive girl myself haha!

The Loco has several GREAT attributes, and FEW short comings. I'll start with the meaningless complaints. .

The BAD: some of the girls can be pushy. Like most clubs. It's annoying when you find a girl who won't take no for an answer. The Bar is extremely limited. You probably won't find that premium liquor here if you're hoping for it. There's very small tv's if you like to watch sports instead of a big one - but the dancers aren't about to compete with TV for your glare!

The GOOD: Many of the dancers are young (personal pref) and are actually quite nice. You could probably chat with a girl just for the cost of a drink if you're that tame. It seems the girls here actually care about giving off a good vibe to clientele. It's typically not just a touch only club meaning most girls will put their tits in your mouth and some might even unbutton your pants and give you a proper tease or please. The waitresses are really friendly and fun which I think adds to the good atmosphere. The stage is large and most girls get butt nekked so they actually can put on a show for those who enjoy that part of their job. There are several private LD'S areas so you can usually find proper privacy although everything is out in the open meaning there's no curtains and sometimes you could be facing someone getting a LD of their own. Be polite and KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOUR PRIZE. The Bouncer generally parks himself at the club entrance so nobody coming up to you mid-dance with a flashlight. The DJ is funny and has a good time too and plays good music.

I completely adore exotic dancers and love girls who pLay into their sex appeal as a job. Girls love attention so who can blame them?? their sex appeal is meant to be flaunted if they've got it and what man doesn't love a confident woman?!!