OK, this is my first review...

OK, this is my first review on tuscl.com, but it is certainly not my first stripclub! In fact, I used to go to Cheaters on an irregular basis several years ago just to hang out, but these days I am more interested in REAL milage than anything else. I mean, milage by MSC San Francisco standards! And by golly, Cheaters is the first club on the East Coast that I've been to that can really be listed as "world class". Not in the "Foxy Lady" sense--but for REAL milage! The club is dark, dirty, and there is the smell of female flesh in the air! THe girls range, IMHO, from 6's to 10s. I was there on a weekday afternoon, and there were PLENTY of 8's and 9's bouncing around on and off stage. The Godiva room, for a $10 admission, is really the place to be! Here you will have your nose inches from pussy, and the girls will be all over you, right at the stage! Now, I'm not really much interested in lap dances, except as a warm up--so I went shopping around for a lady to take into one of the booths. I talked to several girls, tipped them a few dollars, and got quite friendly with several right at the bar! Finally I settled on hot Brazilian--(Don't rememember her name--I'm terrible with names!) who was the friendliest, if you know what I mean, with her hands roaming all over me and mine all over her, and our tongues got invlved too in a dark corner. Then it was off to the booths where, let us say, she REALLY let her hair down! She was a fine GFE and the price was right!

Cheaters is still a great place to hang out, if you don't mind a little grunge, and if you are really looking for quite a bit more than a dance! This place has milage measured in light years! But be warned! This NOT an "upscale" club for gentlemen! This a place to get the job done, with some VERY hot looking, and open-minded babes! I'll be back!