Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave Baltimore, MD 21226

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busta_nut
Apr 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This is a summary of my last couple of visits. The basics have been covered. I really wish that I could find more reasons to like this place other than the talent level of the ladies. The "million dollar remodel" was such a waste based on the final design of the club. The club is located in a shitty area that is in the middle of nowhere. The location of the stage totally behind the bar, the elevation level of the stage, and the viewing distance from the customer are terrible ideas. It doesn't matter if the best looking girls on the planet are dancing nude, if you can not see them well or have good sight lines, or interact with them... what is the point.. You could have the fughliest dancers and it would not matter. The drinks are overpriced and the bartender are awful except for 2 of them. They continue to hire problems from other clubs. The newest trend is to have every dancer who wants to be a bartender give it a try. It really sucks to be ignored when trying to spend money for a drink and there are only about 20 customers and 3 bartenders and they are all on their phones or talking to dancers. The dollar parade after dances is tuff. Usually 2 girls, sometimes 3 on the bar crawl. There is such wasted space and so few tables to sit at instead of the bar. A good chunk of the remodel money went the new lap dance area and 2 not so private rooms which was needed As well as the VIP Bottle Service area and the Party room.. but are underutilized. The area where the two pool tables are is a waste.. But this is stilll CURTIS FUCKING BAY.. so nuff said.

The food is not bad but overprice. The Cover charges are ridiculous. The girls are the reason you would visit here and the only reason. The laps are 30 and not bad and can be good with the right girl even though they are not supposed to be 2 way contact. The rooms will run you about 200 for 20 mins and again with the right girl can be fun, but there are no doors or curtains and bouncers down the hall. The bouncers and staff are ok but are not customer oriented. But there are still the girls.. and that is the reason you go here.

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