I've been a longtime fan of...

I've been a longtime fan of Portland strip clubs. There really isn't too bad of a club for me to go to. There are dives, but they're not disgusting dives. When I came to Spyce, I found something out about myself: I hate super nice clubs.

Spyce is a super nice club, or at least it tries to be. The vibe walking in reminded me of some of the clubs I'd been to in Vegas. Keep in mind I said 'reminded me' not that it was the same. There were a lot of overpriced drinks and low mileage 'pretty' dancers. Notice 'pretty' in marks like that. Hands down, this is not a PDX strip club, this is a tourist club. I don't know any self respecting PDXer who would be caught dead in here, but frat kids from PSU and tourists? You bet. That's who was there any way.

There was not much to be excited about here. It was overpriced (admission??!?! SERIOUSLY?), it was mediocre, and the girls are the type that think they're prettier than they are, think that men are just going to fall over them and hands them money, Not. Skip it unless you absolutely have to, or were too curious like I was.