I visit the old Showtime a...

I visit the old Showtime a few times a year. It is a laid-back northern Wisconsin bar, that just happens to have nude ladies dancing and wandering around. The talent can vary, from "eh, so-so" to actually pretty good. Most of the girls are local, most are pretty young, and many are genuinely friendly. Now, I ain't saying that there aren't the normal tip-hustlers and nightmare-inducing harridans there from time to time, but on the whole it is a very pleasant way to waste money.

On my last visit (late March), there was a pretty decent mix of dancers. Not a single cc of silicon in the joint. For some, this is a plus, but I say if a woman invests that sort of money in her body it is my duty to examine the craftsmanship very closely. Nice girls, though. Was pounced on very early in the visit my a tidy little brunette named Misch. Cute, talkative - but not too talkative. The subject of a private dance came up, and a little one-on-one time was negotiated...

Now, one of the best parts about this club is that they offer "bed dances," which in the Showtime is a Chaise-longue. I will not go into too graphic a detail here out of respect to Misch, but the slight upcharge for the bed-dance is very much worth it. Excellent Return on Investment.

If you're looking for a high-class experience, you will be disappointed. If you seek plain old debauchery without a lot of extra baggage, this is your place.