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Hamburgo 169, Juárez, 06600 Juárez, CDMX, Mexico

I agree with the last reviewer....

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Oct 25, 2005, 9:39 AM
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I agree with the last reviewer. Some of the women are very attractive, and pretty much anything goes in the back room. But it's clear from the first moment that you will pay dearly for the privilege. And it's not just a gringo rip-off. I'm a local (Spanish is my first language) and they ripped me off too. As soon as a girl sits on your lap the waiter comes flying over to ask if you want to "buy the lady a drink". You now have the choice of being a cheap prick or an idiot. If you buy her the drink, it's always a beer, it is tiny (basically a shotglass), and it will set you back close to $30 US dollars. She finishes it in two gulps and along comes the waiter to ask the same question. It only ends when you say no, but everyone rolls their eyes and you're made to feel like a cheap prick anyway! My advice is buy her one drink and say no the rest of the way.

Dances are about $22, but they will try to sell you the 5-dance package. Don't do it! Go a song at a time and she will perform a lot better. But she will pester you for a big fat tip at the end. And once you settle the bill, you're expected to tip the head waiter, the waiter and the bouncer outside.

The place just gives you a crappy feeling all around.

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