I haven't bothered much with this...

I haven't bothered much with this aimless and costly hobby for quite a while But I ventured past this nightery one evening after getting lost, remembering it often mentioned in NJ comment sections. So, after a quarter mile of deliberation and simmering curiosity, I pulled a NJ U-turn and drove back upstate into its parking lot.

The place was uncrowded and the interior fairly nice. And then what do my wandering eyes fall upon but a blonde poll dancer. A blonde poll dancer ...whose shoulders and general torso.... would compare favorably to those of ....Rosey Grier. (Shades of Baltimore's Block!) I immediately started to look longingly toward the exit, then remembered how much I had just paid to enter.

As I tried to settle myself and my eyes adjusted to the light, I could see that there were a few other, more delicate, fauns in the offerings. I keep mobile to avoid any dollar parade, which, surprisingly, wasn't pervasive here at all. I spotted a young, lean and thoroughly whacky brunette who epitomized the phase "eager, hard worker." But she only hung with these three, geeky young guys at the bar, giving them vigorous seatside laps, and repeatedly thighjacking and "handshaking' one demure, lucky fellow between trips with him back to the lap rooms.