This is supposed to be one...

This is supposed to be one of the best Portland has to offer, and it wasnt bad. I am surprised that there is no sign/club name visible from the street, all you see is a sign that says "nude dancers". Also the area the club is situated in is industrial area, so at night its very quiet and silent. I almost had second thought parking my car and going to the club, but I am glad I did go in.

Once you walk up the stairs and enter, it was a lively club. a huge center table (almost like an oversized dining table) serves as the main stage. People sit on all sides of it. There is are also more conventional tables along the wall. when I entered all the tables along the wall were taken up by couples and groups while the center table had no one, which was a bit weird. I went to the bar and got myself a beer and Casa Diablo specialty, $2 bills to tip the dancers. oh by the way, bartenders here stay topless too. So i was just looking around when a nice chatty girl came over and started talking to me, when I told her I was new to the club, she explained all the prices and what not. $40 for a lap dance..now thats pricey!!! but still I decided to get 3 dances for $100 (thats a deal you get). the dances were in the back room, and were good. but sitting there while all others are getting dances is not my thing i guess. Then after one more beer and another conversation with another dancer, I decided to go for private room, which comes out to be $250 for 30 minutes or $500 for 1 hour. I went for half an hour. You get 2 premium drinks free. but the dances still happen in the same area, at least you get a curtain for some privacy. I was told if i had gone for 1 hour option, then i get a separate room and 4 premium drinks free.

the dances were good, the dancers were good. over all it was a nice experience. i left with lots of $2 bills as souvenir :D