I weant to Crazy Horse III...

I weant to Crazy Horse III last night for the first time. They offer free limo pick up service ( but unless prearranged, you're on your own for transportation back from wherever you came). Because I was from out-of-state, and wearing a suit, the doorman let me in for free.

The club is by far one of the biggest and fanciest I've been in, but I was shocked to find the place almost completely empty except for dozens of desperate girls waiting to attack. It was almost surreal. I went to the tip rail to watch a beautiful lady on stage working the pole. I tipped her a total of $7 during her three-song set; she told me that was the only money she had made in the 5 hours she had been working.

I don't know if strip clubs are dying out, but I've been to three different ones in the different states in the past couple of months - Minnesota, California, Nevada - and all of them have been dead. And it puts most of the girls in sour, desperate moods. Doesn't make you wanna stay around much.