So I was driving back from...

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

So me and my buddy were pretty drunk and decided topsoil for some talent. A bouncer at the doors of a local club suggested Club Rouge as he had dated one of the girls there…

I went here one night to blow off some steam. One girl came right up and sat on my lap. Had a nice long chat with her. Ended up getting a few dances from her.…

I went here hoping that, because of its name, this would place would be awesome like a Motörhead* song. It was not. It was more like a Winger song. Weak and unsatisfying.<br> <br> (*You have no idea…

I was out with the boys so why not do a titty club ? Right so we did. I tell you what the cold ones was cold and hit the spot just right. Girls average…

This was a Saturday night, me and the misses decided we wanted to go to a real dive bar strip club. Our hope was to get some dances from down to earth real girls…