Just say no....seriuosly! This review is...

Just say no....seriuosly! This review is long overdue, but I stopped by this club about 3 months ago. It's in a bucket of blood neighborhood with mysterious vagrants floating up and down the street. Thank God you can easily park out front, or you'd find yourself carless in a minute!

Anyway, I walk in and pay a $5 cover, and I see there are 3 of the most unattractive dancers I've ever seen staring at me. There was only one other customer in there, and he looked like he had taken a mind trip to Neptune. I order a vodka and tonic which was served to me in a small plastic cup with a straw. It tasted like Witch Hazel and grapefruit juice. Horrendous! Anyway, one ultra thin white dancer approached, tried to make conversation, and I excused myself to the men's room. I decided that I had to bolt for the door, as I had seen enough.

Two thumbs down on this nightmare of a hellhole. No, I'll never return! Sorry to be so blunt, but this has to be the worst club in Philly!