Godamit why does Ricks... the Wal...

Godamit why does Ricks... the Wal mart of strip clubs have to always impress a 10 cover at 1130. An abundance of dancers all crowded around the front could it be yes it is ... it is Slow. I saw the perfect girl on stage but some old dude rained on her for three songs so she was gone. I went to the bar ordered a jack and coke $9 and found a table after deflecting multiple offers for company I settled on the girl who immediately sat on my lap this girl wasn't shy anytime she felt certain parts " fall asleep" she happily woke them up. we chatted for about an hour during witch the shot special went into effect so the drinks were cheaper. she even made going to the front stage fun. ( I normally find that painfully award in an empty club) Finally it was time for a dance Major milage! I ended up only getting two due to the DJ ... rewinding songs ( insert angel chorus here ) after two hours and a few more dances I left with a smile from ear to ear. I tried VIP but it was actually more crowded than downstairs. Not worth the extra cash especially considering the milage downstairs.