After getting off the plane I...

After getting off the plane I rented a car and went straight to my favorite strip club, the Mons Venus. Since it was sometime between 3 and 5 there was a lot of traffic on Dale Mabry but the parking lot for the club was almost empty. There were a couple of girls outside on their phones texting, and they were smoking hot. One of them said hello and that she'd be inside in a minute to save her a seat. Wow.

I paid my $20 cover charge and had to stand there for a minute while my eyes adjusted to the dark club. It really isn't that dark, it's just so damn bright outside. I immediately noticed a couple of girls walking around, one wearing only a pair of boy shorts and the other wearing only a tee shirt that was just the right length to give a nice peep show as she walked.

I took a seat near the ledge on the left hand side of the club and ordered a Red Bull. Hey yo, it was $4. Same as outside for a 16oz. The beautiful blond who told me to save her a seat came in, looked around (obviously her eyes had to adjust also) until she saw me and came over and sat down. She introduced herself as Anna and started telling me a story about her car getting stolen a few weeks prior and she's having to fight the insurance company to get a replacement. Then she tells me a bit about each dancer and that she has to go change and feel free to get some dances to warm up.