I went to the Dream Palace...

I went to the Dream Palace around 7 pm on Christmas Eve. I already knew that the nude dances in the back room are a total scam, so I thought I'd just stay in the main room, get a topless lap dance or two and leave.

So I go in, there was no one at the door to take the cover, so I just walked straight in. There was a bartender (if you can call him that since they don't sell liquor) with his back to me cleaning something, and one dancer in the far corner, dancing topless facing the wall. Blonde hair, thin, cute butt. She didn't turn around. I might've stayed, but there was only one customer, a very dirty bum with dirty clothes and a dirty beard sitting at a table by himself staring at me. I turned around and walked right back out the door, and haven't been back since. Maybe it's not fair to judge it by Christmas eve, but I have no interest in going back.