Visited the Kit Kat Club at...

Visited the Kit Kat Club at mid-afternoon on a Wednesday. Paid my $10 cover and entered. The lighting in the club is dark but appropriate. The stage is in the center of the main room and is about 30 ft long by 8ft wide with two poles. The tip rail has seating for at least 30 PL's. There is a large back room with some video poker machines and this is where the 3 song/$60 table dances take place. Adjancent to the main room is a smaller room where you fine 'gentlemen' can get a 2 song/$40 dance. The Kit Kat seems way too large for an eye candy only strip club but this is the South Bay Area/Silicon Valley which has been legislated into a veritable strip club wasteland. There isn't a decent contact club within 50 miles and the Kit Kat is easily the class club of the area. If I wasn't such a jaded perv who craves grindage, I probably would have scored this club a 7 or maybe an 8.

There were only 2 other customers in the club when I came in. I stayed about an hour and change and there was never more than 4 guys at any timel. In fact, I was the only person seated at the tip rail for awhile. The routine is for a girl to come out and do about a 4/5 minute routine. Most of the guys put down $2 on the rail and the girls will stop by each PL and sweep the money down onto the stage and may give the 'lucky' stiff a close up of some boobage and/or, if long enough, a sweep of the hair which is the only contact you'll get. She then will move a little away and give a little scissors action with the legs so you can catch some kitty. If you lay down more money before the end of the song you get the same thing over again. There was a 6 girl rotation and none of the girls were making more than $10-15 per dance. Pitiful! Each time they would come over at the end of the dance and say thank you and would you like a table dance. Don't waste your time or money. There is absolutely no contact unless you count hair. The girls get naked, play with themselves and try to look seductive like they would jump your bones if only the rules didn't prohibit it. Just what the doctor ordered, overly-priced dances with no friction.

That being said, the Kit Kat isn't bad. You could probably get out of there for $20-30 including the cover and a soft drink and be able to at least look at some fairly nice-looking naked ladies. The women are all at least 6-8's and are friendly enough on stage. While they ask for dances there is absolutely no pressure and no one asking you to buy the lady a drink. The girls might do better to try to talk with customers and maybe, just maybe get a dance or two out of them. As it was, none of the girls interacted with the customers between dances. Girls, a piece of advise if you're listening or reading, at least TRY to act like you're interested in us PL's for more than what's in our wallets. We're so pathetic and delusional that 5 or 10 minutes of conversation will probably be enough to pry some of the cash your way.