Henry the VIII South
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15480 Dix Toledo Rd Southgate, MI 48195

So, I knew what I was...

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Coolguy4
Mar 27, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

So, I knew what I was going there for, and I got it and felt terrible for it afterward as I knew I probably would. It's just dumb to go here, but I do once in a while and learn my lesson for several months.

Anyway, get in, pay $5 cover, got to the bar and get a beer, some white girl that is not attractive, no tits asks if I want a dance before she has to leave. I tell her I just got there and didn't want to go for a dance just yet.......in other words not with you. It didn't take long for Anna to come by and basically do the same thing, but she is a lot more playful and I like her huge tits and she is kind of sexy to me in a slutty kind of way. She is groping me and teasing and joking, so I negotiate HJ, Russian finish for $80 and off we go. We get in the booth, she dances for a bit, lots of groping, love the big tits, then she tries to take my pants off and she says, "I'm not good with pants". LOL, really? Okay, unbutton/unzip and off to the races. Her shift must have been really ending because it was like she was trying to start a lawnmower. Totally ended up being unsexy and the Russian finish was not that great. I guess I sort of got what I paid for, and I totally get her being jaded about a job like this, but where else can you make $80 for about 10 - 15 minutes work? If she had even tried to make it sexy and fun I probably would have popped quicker and I would go back to see her. But I left making the walk of shame through the bar less than half an hour before I got there and felt like shit afterward.

I may go back because I am what I am, but it doesn't mean I have to like it. I just wish they would try to act it up a bit in the booth more so than at the bar and I would be a repeat customer.

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