So our crew arrived on a...

So our crew arrived on a rainy Saturday night at around 10 p.m. We were able to get a table right next to the main stage. Our server was prompt, at least at first, but as the night went on it got harder to track her down for another round of overpriced beers. My pal just kept ordering lots of shots because he thought the shot girl was adorable.

Now I have to give my husband credit here, because as we walked in he handed me $50 in $1 bills. "Have fun" he smiled. That was a clutch move on my man's part. I was a bit nervous at first. There were girls everywhere...naked ones...like...really naked. I wasn't expecting full nudity, but lo and behold there they were in the buff on multiple stages. There wasn't an ugly one in the bunch.

I approached my first dancer, and sort of just threw a dollar bill at her. She smiled and asked if this was my first time, which I confirmed. She then did this crazy move pulling her leg behind her head and proffered up her gartered thigh pointing to where I should slip my money. I can't remember her name, but later when she got on the main stage she was swinging from the rafters like a trapeze artist.