After a boring night in a...

After a boring night in a Gainesville hotel, decided to take a drive to Ocala to Body Shots to see how bad it was. Let's just say this. I would have rather stayed in my room and watched the news.

Drove the 1/2 hour to see what it was like cause I like to venture out and see new clubs. Can't recall what the cover was but I remembered when I paid the bouncer clearly said, "No touching the girls." Say what?? Are you kidding me. Isn't that the whole purpose of a strip club. To cop a feel. Anyways, I still went in and brought a beer and found a seat.

I would say there were maybe 5 - 6 dancers who were nothing to write home about. They looked skinny and worn down. Mostly Caucasian dancers and 1 AA dancer. When the dancers finished on stage, they went to a table or back to the bar. No interaction at all. Now I'm a good looking man and always dress nice and I had funds to burn and I've never not had a dancer not come over and speak or ask do I want a dance. Finally the AA comes over to me after I tipped her on stage. She had no titties at all and had pasties on them. Yes, it's a pastie club. This was 30 mins and cover I can't get back.