This place is a complete waste...

This place is a complete waste of time and money. You have to pay at least a $15 cover and since it's nude you can't drink. Since it's Sunnyvale, you can't really have any fun in the PS area (air dances only). That leaves the stage dances. Now, the girls are reasonably attractive, but not significantly more attractive than they are at Sporty's, and at least there you can drink.

Another thing I like to do at clubs is chat up the girls. However, here, I can't buy them a drink, everything is hands off, and they're all trying to sell useless air dances. Kinda kills the whole "chatting up the girls" vibe.

If you MUST see boobies and vagina, and you don't like lap dances, and you can't drive 40 minutes north to SF, then I guess it's ok. Not really for me though. Seriously, YMWV, there is none. Just make a trip to SF or have a drink at BR or Sporty's.