This has got to be the...

This has got to be the most overrated strip club I've ever been to. I can't see why this was ever in tuscl's top 10 or whatever. There must be a ton of fake reviews on here. Compared to all the other clubs in the area, forget this place. Maybe I would have had a better time if I went into the VIP, but the lap dances were so bad, I wouldn't think twice about going VIP.

First off, the place is small, and it's tough to get a chair near the stage. There must have been a few VIP parties, some of the girls spent more time with them and didn't even start talking to everyone else until they left. There was some interaction though after that party. I can't say the women were that much hotter than any other place. Like others have said, they were older than what I usually see at a club. Again, why would a place that has an abundance of older women rate so highly, I have no clue. Most couldn't speak English well, which if I can't have a fair conversation with them, I know the lap dance is going to be bad. There were a few eastern European girls, some latin and good old american women. First dance was from Nicole from Hungary, she approached me, which is always cool. Not bad, decent contact, but it was all one way, limited exposure to her chest. Did 3 songs, wasn't worth it. Second dance was the best, and if you go to this place ask for Laura from Poland. Two way dance from the first beat of the first song, played with the kitty through the panties, could have probably went further, but the lap dance area is so open, didn't want to push it too far. Any place that doesn't at least have private cubicle for a lap dance is a bad sign. Third dance was with Svetlana or something from Russia. Terrible, total air dance, I ended it after one song.

This place was very typical, perhaps even below average. I went here because it was rated highly for so many years. I've gotten better lap dances in North Carolina. Don't trust all the positive reviews. Scarlett's and Tootsie's are more deserving of your money. Usually TUSCL doesn't let me down; reviews are true to what the place really is, but if it wasn't for my dance from Laura, it would have been a total waste.