It's been about three months since...

It's been about three months since my last visit to Crazy Horse, which was around New Year's. Then, I was amazed at the talent--not one girl was below a 6, and there were half a dozen 8-9's or better. Tonight's group seemed a little bit spottier, though compared with most Cleveland clubs it was still quite good. None of that matters, though, because one girl is still dancing who makes up for all the rest. Her name is Kyle (not sure if that's how she spells it...wtf it's a stage name, right?), and she is easily the hottest stripper I have ever seen on stage anywhere. Beautiful blonde, looks about 21 or 22, with a perfect, soft, tight round ass, beautiful perky tits (just the right size to fit in your hand), and one of the most charming smiles you'll ever find at a club. I saw her last January, and enjoyed my dances with her, so I thought I'd try again. I'm glad I did. Usually, at most clubs, the hotter the girl, the weaker the dance. But this girl gave it to me like she's a 6 or 7 working to make some return customers. In fact, she actually seemed genuinely into it. (Not that I believe it...these girls are good actresses. I am, however, only in my mid-twenties, in good shape, and reasonably attractive, so who knows?) She let my hands roam anywhere I pleased. (I didn't try to sneak under the panties, but definitely ran my hand farther up her thighs than I usually try during a lap dance.) The more I touched her, the more she pressed into me; by the second dance, she leaned in and started grinding in a circular motion; felt like she was rubbing in just the spot to hit her clit, and I could feel her getting warm between her legs. Like I said, if she's acting, she gets an Oscar, but it seems like she's actually having fun with these lap dances. I only had the cash for three dances, and I will most certainly be back for more in the future. I can't stop thinking about having both her soft, perky breasts in my hands while she rubbed herself on my junk.

It seems that I got a bit sidetracked with my review. Overall, still a great club, still good deals. Can't beat the $20 deal, which gives you cover, a free drink, and a dance. Many of the other dancers besides Kyle were quite attractive, as well, though most were merely "above average" and a couple were a little old for my taste, but that's alright. Everyone was friendly, and the waitress (Ashley) was hotter than most of the dancers. Wouldn't mind seeing her give dancing a try...