This club just opened last month....

This club just opened last month. A few things separate this place from other clubs in the city - 1) It's all nude and 2) there's no alcohol - which means 3) they're open until 4am and 4) It's 18 to Enter.

Physical Club/Location - This place is right next door to Fancy's. That means Valley Brook, right off I35, beyond the sex offender trailer park, and just past the police station. (is that a double wide?) There isn't much of a sign, but the building itself is lit and there is a portable arrow sign with some text by the street to let you know you're in the right spot. You can tell from the outside that it's small, but it is actually much nicer on the inside than you're thinking when you park for free in the gravel between Fancy's and LaNude. When you enter, you're in the corner of a large rectangle. On the wall to the right, there is a fairly nice bar with seating that runs half way down the length of the building. To the left, along the wall that the entrance is on is a door man who checks your ID (its 18+) and collects cover. He is also the DJ, and there'a a DJ booth that runs the length of that wall. Across from the bar, past the eight or so tables is a moderate sized semicircular stage, about 3 ft high with 6 or so nice chairs in pervert's row. The stage features a big piece of cloth hanging from the ceiling in lieu of the traditional pole. Beyond the bar/seating area, deeper in to the building, are 3 private lap dance areas - one along the wall with the bar and 2 along the wall with the stage. The each feature 3/4 height walls and curtains and are nicely set up. The mens' room and womens' room are just past that. One person at a time - small but nice, fitting the general architectural MO.

Dancers - We saw 5 or so dancers, which quickly became 3, and then 2 from 1:45am or so until close around 4am. There were 3 black girls at first, all of which eventually left. There was also 1 hispanic or maybe native girl and 1 white girl. They were all young, but there was a mix of body types for the 3 that were there. The blonde was very sexy, the others average. Everyone was friendly and sat with customers (less than 10 including us) when not on stage. The reason Dancer Quality gets a 3 is nobody went full nude. The entire point of the place is full nude, but despite a steady stream of tipping, no full nude the whole time. Also, there was a full length break song in between the 2 dances each dancer did, meaning 1/3 of the time nobody is up there at all.