Ah the Crazy Horse. The club...

Ah the Crazy Horse. The club that which all other clubs will be compared to from now until the day I die. I've been to Vegas 12 times now and the Crazy Horse is still the best. Free limo service to the club is one of their prime "get you in the door" activities and by golly it works. Once inside you have a plethora of options. All ethnicities, all styles, if you can't find your type in this place, you don't have a type. Several hanging at the bar vying for drinks of the schmucks dumb enough to sit there. Multiple stages, main stages, side stages, etc for your viewing pleasure. And then you have the what I affectionately refer to as the wranglers, girls wandering the room soliciting lap dances. Pretty standard affair but they must take sales training from Dan Kennedy, because turning them down is not an easy task. As far as ITC activity goes, I was hustled my first time by a very attractive Philipino girl who promised me everything for $500. A few quick licks of the tootsie pop and the money was in her hands... however, less than 5 minutes later I received an "I'll be right back" and was quickly left cold and alone... just me and the bouncer... this was unfortunate but ultimately I'm not mad, it was a rookie mistake and one I won't make again. Keep your money until you know exactly what you're getting and are capable (read sober) enough to hold them to it. Still a great club.