Let's start with their discount offer....

Let's start with their discount offer. Their Web page says text them for half off entry. What they don't tell you is that they then ask for your state issued ID and write down your full name, phone number and email address and save that info so that anyone who can get the list will know you've been there. If you sign up through Yelp, they'll ask for your entire email address book. So unless you want the world to know you've been to Treasures, don't try their text or email discounts.

The neighborhood is safe and there is lots of parking. You don't have to use a valet. Admission is $6 from 11 to 7 M-F and $15 after 7 PM, except Fri and Sat when it's $20 after 7. $3 from 11 to 7 on Sat and Sun and half priced food until 7. The quality of the dancers dancers gets better the later you go up until midnight. The dancers are not as beautiful or numerous as they were a few years back when people actually had sex upstairs. Less sex = less $ for the dancers = fewer hotties working there. The reason for the change is a laws suit that Treasures and about 15 other of the older clubs in the city of Houston settled a little over a year ago. Just Google search for Treasures Houston to get the story.

As for the dancers, like most places, some are attractive and honest, but some will try to scam you and/or steal from you. If you have an problems, tell the managers. One common scam is that the dancers will tell you dances are 3/$100. They are $20 each and if one of the dancers tells you otherwise, let a manager know ASAP and show the manager the dancer who tried to scam you. And as in any strip club, there are dancers who will steal your watch, phone or wallet if they get a chance. So don't give them that chance. Leave anything you can't stand to lose in your glove box in your car and park where the valets and security can see your car. Don't bring an expensive watch or phone and think twice about bringing credit cards unless you want to possibly dispute a padded tap. Bring only as much cash as you want to spend and could stand to lose. And remember a cheap Android phone from Boost mobile is only $60. If you're a regular at strip clubs and you want to bring a phone, make it a phone you won't mind losing and that doesn't have your wife/gf's phone number in it! If you do notice something missing, report it immediately. Sometimes, the managers can catch the dancer who stole it. Most of the dancers are honest, but some most definitely are not.