I first want to start of...

I first want to start of by thanking all of the members here for giving their honest reviews/opinions. I am still new at going to the strip clubs and EI was the club that took my virginity! But prior to this review I have been here about 4 times, so I will be reviewing my last time there which was on Friday afternoon of last week. And shout out to syco2k3 I believe I just missed him coming there when he posted his last review of EI. Anyway I got there around 3pm and it waswas a little slow most of the girls there werr not attractive at all. Maybe I need to learn not to look at the face to hard cause as soon as most of the dancers ask for a dance I realize Obama care needs to work on their dental plan! But who am I to judge so I politely tell no thanks and with no problem they move on to the next one.

Most of the girls in there are decent dancers and most of them got nice cupcakes no one spectacular donk, but all were manageable. I can't complain at least the girls backs did end rather nice ending lol shout out to syco2k3 again "It’s almost as if their backs don’t end"! But around 4pm it started to get jumping more girls were coming in as well as more fellas. I also notice depending on where you sit in the club you might get some extra for your troubles, while on the other hand some of the girls have been around the block and know the tricks of the trade and doesn't matter where your sitting you will get the extra mile.

Help me out here guys new to the lingo not sure if this is correct but if she hands on deck snading the wood down I guess thats called stick shifting. Well whatever it's called I saw a lot of that and made sure that if those girls came to me I happy declined some didn't event use sanitizer after they were finished. I didn't receive any dances that day but overall from what I saw some of the dancers knew how to work it, i was really just observing that day for some particular reason. I had really wanted a dance from the tall red bone when she has heels has 2 tattos on her left and right cheek and she has like the old Halle Berry short hair due never got her name maybe one of y'all could help me out. She always wears a 2 piece which is annoying but it is what it is! That was really the only girl I wanted that day but stars weren't aligned that day and it seems like she never really wants to be there but just waiting for her time to be up. My overall experience of this place is not bad everyone there is cool and to themselves which make the place more of a chill enenvironment. I started to notice that I am not as nervous as I used to be and becoming more relaxed every time I go, maybe I might try some othe places. And if any of y'all have any words of wisdom for the boy let me know I'm all ears. Hope this review was ok this being my first thanks for reading.