Went here for another bachelor party...

Went here for another bachelor party later that weekend. I know better than to get anything major here simply because the mileage just isn't there. Well, some pretty cute blond sat on my lap and started playing with my junk through my pants and rational thought escaped. Needless to say I got suckered into the VIP room for way too much money and left without getting the job done. I have no one to blame but myself.