Yikes! No thanks I will not...

Yikes! No thanks I will not be returning. First off they accepted an LA Weekly coupon I found at a coffee shop so admission was $10 with a free drink, I think the free drink is included in all admission but I actually got a bottle drink for free. Sorry, but this was the best part of the night as I'm always skeptical about the glasses they use. Sat down and there were only a few dancers. All below 5s in my book. Not in shape, fugly for the most part or just plain or nothing nice about most of 'em really. There was one nice asian girl with some huge fake tits but she had to be 40 and if she isn't, well she looks 40. She told me dance prices were $25, for one, two nude for $50 and then like 10 mins for $60. I don't know, wasn't feeling it or the area that they were in. They are open with walls high enough to cover you. Never liked the open area feel that some clubs have. The club is pretty damn big. The stage is kinda random with pillars built in it so at some angles you can't see the girl dancing. And there is only one row of seats that surround the stage. Nothing behind them. But there are some nice cushioned benches opposite of the front of the stage where you can sit and chat with a dancer. But while I was sitting there, a girl went up to me who smelled and was sweaty. She had just finished with some other guy and wanted to get me before someone else did I guess. I really wanted her to leave it was nasty. You can see the sweat and the glow she had and she smelled like BO. THirty seconds after she sits down, the guy who she was just with goes up to me and this excited, old drunk fat dude says to me, "Hey man you gotta get a dance with her! Trust me, she is the best, you'll have a good time." Ugh, not when she still has all your sweat on her and she smells like you. Damn, some dancers need to get a clue.