Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

I came in on a Wednesday...

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mark5hs
Mar 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I came in on a Wednesday right at noon for the lunch buffet. I'll start of by saying that the food was fantastic. Tons of meats to choose from, very gourmet. I had some chicken and pot roast and was very impressed by the quality. I got my food, finished it all, had some cheesecake for dessert, and waited. And waited some more. I'd gone there at noon, but it wasn't until close to 1 that dancers actually took the stage. I'd noticed a few just hanging out with each other at the bar while the stage was empty, which was a bit irritating.

Once the girls did come on though, they were smoking. I watched a few ladies and then ask a girl who looked exactly like Scarlet Johanssen for a dance. Unfortunately, there aren't private rooms for dances. We just went to a corner of the couch that circled the club for the dance. It was nothing out of the ordinary, pretty much what you'd expect from a topless club.

The club itself is very nice. When you walk in, there is a lingerie shop if you want to bring home a nice outfit for your companion. Seats were comfortable, the club is clean, and the lighting is pretty satisfactory. I just wish there were private rooms for the lap dances.

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