I went to the Ebony Inn...

I went to the Ebony Inn on a Friday after a rather large snow storm in this part of the country. I was not even sure it would be open, since many things were closed due to the storm. Parking is not plentiful at the building itself, and there was a man hand shoveling snow in the small lot that is there. There was also a policeman sitting in his car in the lot. I pulled up next to the officer and asked him if it was open and where I could park. The officer got out of his car and said follow me. He got out of his car, and moved two cones which were blocking the roadway to the back of the club and told me to park back here. I noticed another police car behind the building, but was not concerned as I decided there is no way they were raiding clubs while many roads were still not cleared of the snow.

The entrance is less than impressive. I had a hard time even determining where to enter. You walk through a covered walkway next to the building and then enter a door into an extremely well lit bar. The bar was hopping with about 20 males, a female bartender and two female waitresses. The cover was $14 in the afternoon. Also, they were selling all kinds of weird stuff like penny candy, etc at the door. Not common in most clubs I go to.

I grabbed a beer at the bar ($6)and proceeded through an opening into the club portion of the establishment. I entered into Papi Chulo nirvana. AA dancers everywhere of all ages, sizes, etc. I found many of them attractive, although they all have both their tops and bottoms covered. Unfortunately, there were many male customers also, maybe 25, and all were AA except me. I found one seat along the wall and sat. I never really understood the dance rountine, sometimes there were no girls on stage, sometimes there were two or three. Some took off their tops, some did not. Some stayed for one dance, some stayed for 3.

After I finished my beer, I tipped one dancer, but hurried back to my seat so that I would not lose it. No dancers approached me for more than 20 minutes. That rarely happens to me. Finally a dancer was standing next to me, ignoring me and I asked what I was doing wrong? She assured me nothing, and asked me if I wanted a dance.

The dances were a bit of a disappointment to me, due mostly to my expectations. I was expecting ultra mileage or an invitation immediately into the VIP, did not happen. I did get a good grind, and for $5 per dance, how can I be disappointed, but the first two dancers did not take of their tops. They had no problem with me touching anything but inside the V, but neither used their hand. The third dancer I had immediately took off her top, did do a fair amount of stick shifting and invited me rub her clit. She was also the hottest of the three, so there goes that theory.