Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada

Hit Café Atlantis on my continuing...

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cutzlikaknife
Mar 3, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Hit Café Atlantis on my continuing mission to determine the best SC in the GTA. THE MAIN FLOOR is actually not as spacious as I recalled, however the upstairs area where LDs take place are very spacious, so on a weekday afternoon such as this, finding a private spot with your girl of choice would be simple. There are two mini-poles on stage where a girl could only do a twirl, not any actual poletricks even if she knew how. I always like a Club with the reputation of having both attractive girls & extras available which is standard practice in Missassaugua (Jesus Loves You) so I certainly wanted to check this place out. It sounds in speaking with dancers from other Clubs that this is where most girls should want to work. Well.. my mother always said if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all... and never interrupt your Dad when he's in your sisters room with the door locked... but I feel I need to say something anyway.

This Club is physically DISGUSTING. I can't believe management has let it slide so badly. There is a distinct smell in the Club - smells like throw up & pancakes - its really pungent. The good news is that like anything if you get acclamated to the interior, eventually you shouldn't notice the bad odour. I suppose I'm fussy because I take Pride in my existence & in my consumership - this place is not my only option.

If there were girls here over a 3, I didn't see them. Then again, I only stayed for one drink and it wasn't nighttime. Couldn't take it anymore and fukin left!!

I won't be back until I see on this website or hear on good authority that management at Atlantis have closed this place down for however long it takes for much needed renovations. Like shouldn't you consider new carpets once every two decades?? I will keep my butt parked in Missassaugua Clubs that do not make me feel like a total scumbag, thanks.

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