I try to come by every...

I try to come by every time I'm in the Springs. It's a pretty decent club. There are a lot of unfortunate dancers here, though. And they are the ones who try to latch on and won't let go. No different on this evening. I came in about 5:30, paid my $10 day cover and before I even turned around this middle aged Asian 'accidentally' bumps into me. She has enough perfume on to choke a horse, and she is not my speed...at all. I try to politely blow her off, but she won't go away, so I just turn and head for the restroom (I really did have to pee, but I would have gone regardless). She yells after me, as if I have insulted her feminine sensibilities, asking me where I'm going. I simply state, without turning, that I'm headed to the restroom. Hopeful that this will be enough to rid me of her, I quickly step into the head. Then I suddenly feared she might follow me in! Thankfully, not so much.

So, after this, I come back out, hoping she's not standing next to the broken ATM (she's not), and make my way to the stage. There is an oddly shaped, but very busty (all-natural, at least DD's maybe even FF's) girl doing her thing on stage. She's tallish, built very thin, but with a gut. Sort of an odd combination, but she's pretty enough, no butter face, and the boobs are truly spectacular, so I toss a couple bucks on stage and get some reasonably good peeks at the goods below the belt before her set is done (at this time of day, the girls are doing two-song sets on the main stage, nothing else going on). As she thanks me, she asks if I want to move back to a chair away from the rail to chat, and I figure she is, so far, the best thing in the joint, so maybe I ought to get while the gettin' is average. I agree, and we go and sit down. She is from Michigan..blah blah blah...out for school...blah blah blah...pretty standard stripper story. I politely listen and wait for the inevitable ask. We head to the VIP space in back, and do a few songs together. She's pretty decent. Allows completely unfettered access to the girls, which is really her greatest asset anyway. Any wandering below the belt is met with, "Careful of the cameras" which does its job and kills the mood instantly. She has no stick shifting capabilities, and pretty much just goes into auto-pilot the whole time. Not bad, but I'm still thinking this may be my best bet. Finish up a set of 4-5 songs at $40 a pop (it's an expensive place, but I'm prepared for the sticker prices, so no big shock there). I tip her a bit extra for being well-groomed and lacking in BO, and I head back to the floor.

And, Asian fossil is there...waiting...and not super happy with me. I'm questioned like she had made some sort of deal with me earlier and then I reneg'd. I finally just tell her to leave me alone. Which requires three tries to get her to finally go away. Now I'm really hopeful she won't return.