Visiting New York over a long...

Visiting New York over a long weekend, I figured I would head over to Flash Dancers. I arrived around 9:30 p.m. this past Friday night. It was fairly crowded, though the heavy rain probably kept the numbers down. The cover charge was $20, and Heinekens were a pricey $10 each. I sat down by the stage and offered up dollar bills to some fine specimens of womanhood. Not a lot a diversity, but most would rate a 7 or 8, with an occasional 9 thrown in for good measure. No 10s that night.

Two different massage ladies came by while I sat at the stage. What a great experience to watch naked women up close while having another woman give you a deep-down neck-back-shoulder massage. The massages are the same price as the lap dances -- $20 a song. Later I had a bunch of lap dances along the back wall. None were especially high mileage. By midnight, I decided to move on and check out Stilettos down the street.