First off...

First off this is way late. Visit was in May 2014 while in HotSprings for recreation. Had been looking forward to seeing this place, but wasn't pleased. It was $13 at the door to get in and paid like $7 for a water. It was dark. Bar ran from the door on the right towards the back and all the dancers except the one on stage were gathered at the bar talking and smoking. It is very small and cramped upstairs. Only about 5 customers in the place. I moved to the back toward the single small stage, but was picked off by a tall, very brassy brunette late 30s on the way. She insisted on "the tour" since I had never been there. I would rate her about a 7.5 before personality factors kicked in. She took me downstairs for a tour of the private areas which are made up as caves. Kind of cool looking and looked like they could be fun. Rather dark cubicles with a kind of black-light feel. She got distracted twice by other dancers to talk and I started to head back up but she snagged me again. Went up sat against the wall to see about the show and she pulled up a chair and started in with endless banter. I made the mistake of agreeing to buy her a drink ($20). She came back and I tried to enjoy the stage show as she chattered away. I normally like having someone sit with me and talk as I take in the sites, but this one rambled. Meanwhile the "show" was extremely dead, with slow , low energy music and I watched 3 slow, low energy dancers that didn't pep up at all even when I tipped. Then my dancer's friend came by. Now , this girl wasn't "thick", she wasn't a little heavy, she was Obese!,, in a 1 piece lingerie. My dancer asked me to buy her a drink as well. I refused and at that point looked around and decided that no one was having any fun in this place and it was time to go. May have been a totally different experience if I had shooed Red away after the tour, but that was not the impression I got. If I do ever go back, Ill go in early and camp out at the bar and watch how things develop.