Was on my way back to...

Was on my way back to the airport after a little family visit at the end of R&R. Parked the rental car in the gravel lot along the back and got the stink eye from a 60y/o woman sweeping snow who's yard I could see into because the trees are dead. Went to the door on the side (the one in the back was locked) and walked right in. Nobody dancing but a couple girls flitting around. I walk up to the bar, ask for a drink and a guy comes rushing out of the VIP area, face all sweaty, doing up his fly... And now he wants the cover. $5, wasn't unexpected, but he want to tell me all about everything and I tell him it has been a while, but I know the deal and how much for a VIP wristband while I have my wallet out.

You could have heard a pin drop. Everything STOPPED... and all the pretty girls smiled. (4 or 5 of them, most about 5-7). He told me it was 1/2 off Monday, blah blah, blah... but by the time he is done a late 30's raven haired MILF, with an awesome set that absolutely defied gravity and were barely contained in a Red/White and Blue bikini top is introducing herself and let me know that the pricing policy was just a suggestion. LOL.

A shot of bourbon at the bar, a beer in hand we are off to the dark confines of the somewhat nasty little room which is darker than I even remember. She asked what I am into while taking my hands and placing them on her surprisingly soft titties. She tells me that at the prices they are charging today she can't make any money and that if I know Benny Franklin, upfront, I will have a good time, she promised.