I've heard a lot about the...

I've heard a lot about the dirty bird, so one afternoon while I was out on that side of town I thought I'd stop by. Had a bit of trouble finding it, there's no worded sign, just a picture of a red bird.

The place seemed pretty typical of most strip clubs, there were 3 stages and a bunch of TVs on in case you don't see anything you like but decide to wait around for a while. I think there were 4-5 dancers and about as many patrons. The first girl who approached was a tallish big booty Hispanic girl who offered a dance, which I politely declined, as I wanted to look around a bit. A few minutes later a petite girl with huge man-mades and an epic double-bubble ass sat at my table. She was really cute and friendly, and we made some small talk before she offered a VIP dance. I was curious so I said sure.

The VIP area costs 20 and is just a raised area behind the stages and isn't very private. As soon as we got up there some older woman ran up to me and asked me for the 20. I guess they don't trust the girls to pay up?I noticed every 10 minutes or so some bright white LED lights would shine really brightly on the stage and it would also illuminate the VIP area like the sun, which could probably be awkward when it gets more crowded, especially if you're getting more than just a lap dance.