I don't know why there's so...

I don't know why there's so much bitching and moaning about the amount of contact for lap dances in Coloradol. I was at the Penthouse Club recently on a Tuesday evening and, although I'm sure YMMV, the mileage I got was very good. The hottest place to be is upstairs, the back stairs, not the front. The front upstairs area is a private club which I wandered into by mistake and, after asking some questions, found out that it is VERY pricy. Like renting a skybox at a ball park. But the back stairs lead to the all-nude, abeit alcohol-free, area. I went upstairs just to see what was going on and there were two lovely ladies dancing naked on a coffee-table like stage in a very cozy area with couches around the stage. For a buck the girls would grind on your lap for a minute and if you grab a little tit, no problem, just cough up another dollar.

So I went back downstairs and found that the waitress had bussed my beer away. I mentioned it to her and she brought me a fresh one on the house. A lovely curly haired brunette came and sat down to chat and after a while I took her up stairs for a couple of lap dances. Twenty buck a pop but it was all-nude with plenty of two-way contact. Violet was her name, she had a great figure with nice tits and she gave an excellent lap dance. Don't know what you cowboys are complaining about.