HORRIBLE. If this was the last...

HORRIBLE. If this was the last strip club on earth me and my wife would never ever go! Even if u paid us we wouldn't go back, EVER!

went to asheville for vacation to see the biltmore. This was the only strip club in town so figured we'd check it out. We went and there was plenty of parking on dirt, not badly lit though once again a redneck club - bikers, forest dwellers and no black or Hispanic dancers. Went in and the cover charge was 8 for me and 8 for my wife. Sat down in an open room, well lit. Bunch of couches and tables With the main dancer in one spot and other dancers walking around.

The quality of the dancers was average. Nothing amazing or exciting. They looked like the typical skinny white females in theur 30s working at a library, depressing. We decided to buy a lap dance from the one who had the biggest tits, which weren't that big in the first place. Here is where everything went absolutely down hill, all the way to the bottom of the can.