So I decided to go to...

So I decided to go to Outter Space for a visit to an oldie but very goodie. To my dissapointment the gate was down and locked. So I waited and contemplated if I wanted to go the the club on the street level which is la Pearl. I've read a few reviews about this club in the past but i guess the past is the distant pass.

So I get in the bar. The cover was $5 and I got a pat down by the guard at the door. I had to pee in the worst way so I asked where was the bathroom and I was told it was to my right in the "dark" back of the club. I entered the door and there was a dancer changing in there. I closed the door and waited. I was then approached my a dancer named bubbles she waited for me to take a leak and basically hounded me to dance with her. I agreed. She was so pursistant, I just gave in. There was a dancer dancing under the exit sign in the far end of the bar. All lap dances are done at the bar but this spot is opposite the bar and in a corner. There was sex going on in the that spot before we got there. I sat down and bubbles started to play with my dick and do her thing. I know what you guys are thinking ,"what's wrong with this guy? He's at a place where it's extras and maximum touching both ways. The problem is bubbles isn't tbat attactive and neither was any of the girls there. They were all hideous. Bubbles wasn't hideous but she was older and out of shape. So after one dance she started to pull out my dick and put this Lub on it. I didn't ask for this and I quickly told her no thanks that's not my cup of tea. Especially with no jimmy hat. She then had McDonald delivered to her mid-dance. After our second dance I told her that I thank her for her service and I was done. I asked how much I owed her. She with a straight face said $20. Now the lap dances are $5. Why would she rip me off? I guess I had to pay for her Big Mac and fries. I gave ther the $20 and told her thanks again. I ordered a drink. Sat for a while hoped some better talent would surface but it didn't. I was approached again by bubbles after she had her McDonalds. Smh. I couldn't belive this woman. She began to grab my dick and I kindly stopped her and left.

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