You don't go here for the...

You don't go here for the ambiance. Located on one of the skankiest streets in Houston, Telephone Rd., Jia's Lounge is one of many filthy pay for play locations. Inside it is pretty old and dingy and there is rarely much choice in provider.

On this particular day, the only one working was the she-pimp, Jia. Apparently, whoever was supposed to be on shift that day had called out sick. After talking for a few minutes Jia offered her services. We negotiated for an $80 BJ (a little high, I know, but I don't like to haggle). She walked over to the door, locked it and told me to sit down. She then proceeded to CBJ me on one of the benches in front of the bar. It was nothing special. After a couple of minutes, she got tired and switched to HJ. It was a little rough. More than once I had to tell her to loosen her grip a little bit. She kept at it for another two minutes or so and I popped in her hand. Just a little bit got on her shirt (Score!) She cleaned me up with some wipes and I went on my way. This is how I waste my time after work to avoid rush hour.

Total cost: $80