Ok, I know it's a thursday...

Ok, I know it's a thursday in a little town in North Dakota , but honestly I don't have much to say for this club except that the most exciting thing I could think about while I was there was this review. Let me just for a second treat it like a real club: No cover, drinks $2-5, "table" dance if you want one, $10. Is topless, with face2chest tipping on stage (you hold the dollar in your mouth and she hugs it off your face in between her breasts). Atmosphere very snoozy, bad music, little or no real dancing on stage. Girls do 4-5 songs, spend lots of time fiddling with cd player. Dancer appearance is 3-5, heavy on bottom generally, either light on top or so siliconed it looks like it could pop! Droop factor evident in patrons pants and dancers chests. Frankly, I've had more fun in Salt Lake City. Only strip club in town now, but if you want to drink, there are lots of other clubs there. If you want get off material, rent a porn movie instead.