What more can be said about...

What more can be said about the Mons? It is simply the greatest, old school strip club in the world. I finally got back after 20 years and nothing has changed - which is a good thing. There is no privacy, no alcohol and a very funky bathroom, but there is no place in the world with so many gorgeous girls in their naked glory per sq ft.

$20 will get you in the door. The dance prices vary per girl but usually 2 for $25 will work. These are fully nude with two way contact - at least as much as you can expect in a public space. Hands in your pants is not unusual.

What is very special is that many dancers don't bother to put anything back on when they get off the stage. So you can be sitting on the coach having a friendly conversation with a buck naked girl. Life doesn't get better.